day 07 - your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
capricorn and i don’t give a damn. do i even HAVE a personality? ffs.
actually, let’s see what the capricorn horoscope is this week. Research suggests that more and more American high school students are getting good grades every year. The number of A’s doled out has been going up steadily. Does that mean kids are getting smarter or that teachers have relaxed their standards? I don’t have a definitive answer for that. But I do have a theory that all over the world, the Capricorn tribe has been growing more intelligent in recent years. Your increase in 2010 was especially notable. There may have been a bit of tapering off lately, but I expect that to change soon. The omens say you’re due for another growth spurt in your ability to understand how the world works.
i have no fuckin clue what that means but it sounds unbelievably irritating and twee to me. (i also feel that anyone who did have a larger perception of the world, a greater capacity to comprehend, would know that this is not something to be excited about.)