AUCTION ENDS ON 24th. altho as of now, if it ended now, plus what randomly kind people have just flat-out DONATED, i would have enough to fix up my cat. holy christ. i know. i don’t…yeah. it’s too early. i have a migraine. words? shiiiiit. only promises i can make with regards to winners due to house-moving and a generally hectic life: your stuff will be completed, barring...
I’ve been known to wear a fine black suit and a murder of a tie...– the horrible crowes, ‘go tell everybody’
this is me, auctioning off my skills with some amount of shame in order to be able to keep my cat, my house, and my medication. REBLOG.
facebook is also recommending the fact that pete wentz is a filthy crackwhore....– call-me-al
call-me-al: (i'm very infectious, actually. :P i was trying to cover burying davey before audacity decided to be a festering fuckcunt at me!)
ohaugustine: (you are picking up lingo from auntie del, i see)
call-me-al: (...no, del called it a poxy whore.)
springandstorm: did you hear the ‘59 sound coming through your grandmama’s radio? did you hear the rattling chain in the hospital wards? did you hear the old gospel choir when they came to carry you over? did you hear your favorite song, one last time?
That time I came out to my mother while high off...
whenicameout: So I was getting my wisdom teeth out, right? It was six in the morning, and I had just taken the loopy pill that’s supposed to calm your ass right the hell down if you’re freaked about having surgery. Now, I’m a pretty chill person normally, so this pill had the effect of a horse tranquilizer and I was stoned. My mom and I arrived at the office after the pill had fully kicked in....
I met you in the upper room Of a house where I slept with the angels From hell...– the horrible crowes, ‘i believe jesus brought us together’
mary ann, you don’t have to worry like them mary ann, jesus gonna be here...– the horrible crowes, ‘mary ann’
@apiphile i am trying to save neon-loneliness all...
I hope that one day, someone will love me as much...
thebaudelairefile: “I cherished, you perished. The world’s been nightmarished.”
apiphile: aeromachia: uttecumloquerer: mariahairam: REBLOG AND CLICK THE PHOTO TO SEE HER NOW!! I’m sorry but what happened to her :l OH OH MY GOD A TWENTY YEAR OLD WOMAN, WEARING A BIKINI WHAT A DEPLORABLE SLUT SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING Unsurprisingly she also grew up to be a lezzer, because God loves me and wants me to be happy. OH MY GOD YOU MEAN TO TELL ME PETER PAN...
ohaugustine: AL PLEASE PICK UP AFTER YOUR JEWS "are these your jews?"
ohaugustine: i have eaten the jews that were in the icebox
ohaugustine: and which you were probably saving for breakfast
ohaugustine: forgive me. they were delicious. so sweet and so cold.
call-me-al: ...that wasn't an icebox
call-me-al: that was my classroom
call-me-al: i see how you could get it confused
ohaugustine: oh. those were your jews, then?
call-me-al: and they were not jews, despite the hebrew-derived names; they were, as it happens, mostly mexican.
ohaugustine: you could've left a note.
call-me-al: they were my MEXICANS, god, read the LABELS
call-me-al: am i the only one in this house who buys mexicans? YES I AM
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jelenedra: Um, hi everyone! Sorry I haven’t been around much… To cut a long story short, I’ve been offered a place at a very prestigious university, and I intend to seize onto it and refuse to let go until they pry it from my cold dead claws. Unfortunately, this university is also VERY expensive. With aid from the government, scholarships, bursaries, etc., plus my own money, I can cover tuition...